Health Insurance =! Not An Infomercial

there is a commercial on tv right now
it's the guy that yells all the time
and sells those cleaning products
oxyclean i think
i think his name is Billy
because at the end he says "tell them Billy sent you"

anyway
he has a new product:

HEALTH INSURANCE!

ARE YOU SICK AND TIRED OF NOT HAVING HEALTH INSURANCE?
GET HEALTH INSURANCE FOR YOU, FOR YOUR FAMILY!
OUR HEALTH INSURANCE PACKAGES COME WITH:

DOCTOR VISITS
PRESCRIPTION
EMERGENCY ROOM
MATERNITY

with a scrolling list that just went on and on

it really happened