Dear my cats: Food =! Poop

For some reason, my cats, you sometimes think your food is your poop. This is not an accurate observation of the Oceanfish & Tuna Dinner in your dish.

Think about it. You were just eating that. A lot of it. You seemed to enjoy it at the time.

Now you're covering it air-guitar style as if it were your own feces. Are you anticipating the outcome of this experience? Or do you actually think it is poop? If so, you just ate it. Which means you just ate what you thought was poop.

Also, does this mean you guys eat your actual poop and think it's food?

Idiots.