review of the new star trek trailer

is this the trailer, or the car commercial that comes on before the trailer ... or ... wait who's this kid?

oh.

god.

big thing in the sky ... what is that? the enterprise? ...

EXPLOSION! MUSIC!

MOVIE MOVIE!! MOVIE!! LOOK HOW MUCH IT'S A MOVIE!!!!
DUN DUN !!! DUNN DUN DUN!!! MOVIE!!
EXPLODE
ONE LINER
MOVIE!!!
MOVIE EXPLOSION!!
MOVIE MOVIE!!