eleven things i'm going to do once i become a home owner

1. buy a lawnmower. maybe a riding lawnmower if i have a big yard.

2. buy a laptop, erase Vista, install Windows XP.

3. not watch "Two and a Half Men" or "The New Adventures of Old Christine" with my parents.

4. continue watching Nicolas Cage movies with my dad.

5. buy a drum kit, a Guild acoustic guitar, a piano and approximately 5 organs.

6. continue working on Star Trek: The Next Generation: The 256-Color Point-And-Click Adventure Game™.

7. organize my *shudder* itunes music library.

8. hang out with a girls on a regular basis that don't think playing board games on saturday nights is "lame"

9. do things that i want to do.

10. become the second-most improbable rock-star in history.

11. buy like 10 extra print cartridges so i can print tons of stuff and never have to worry about driving to best buy to get a new one.

until then, it's Two and a Half Men and home-cooked meals.

could be worse.

could be a LOT worse.