mt lebanon - the saloon

some people i knew were going up there last night.

i didn't go. at first i was like 'man i should go'
then i thought 'are you kidding me, ian?'
then i thought 'these CVS-brand teeth whitening trays don't really fit very well'
then i thoguht 'i'm whitening my teeth so i can go schmooze with anne babish?'
then i thought 'yeah, i guess i am'
then i thought 'ian ... come on'
then I stayed home.
then i thought 'phew!'

the end